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Because NYC’s Only Non-Manhattan Subway Line Needs Cuties

November 12th, 2009
  1. November 12th, 2009 at 22:08 | #1

    Enh, it’s been done. Though not with a dedicated crowd of hipster chicks.

    Also: Only non-Manhattan subway line? Whither Staten Island? WHITHER?!?

  2. November 13th, 2009 at 13:02 | #2

    Staten Island Railway, a subway line? Officially, it’s considered a “rail line”. However, the locals try in vain to claim that’s it’s a “subway”. The G train, however, is directly connected to the main MTA system, but does not touch Manhattan (it also runs below street level). No other line does this - aside from some crap “shuttle train”.

    Regardless, nothing beats a connecting ferry ride!

  3. November 13th, 2009 at 15:19 | #3

    It has subway stations, subway cars, and takes Metrocards. How is that not a subway?

  4. November 13th, 2009 at 15:48 | #4

    Yes, the Staten Island Railway (SIR) has “subway stations”. What is a subway station? Every single subway station I’ve utilized in the NYC subway station requires you to pay a fare to enter (i.e., you need to swipe the metro card). Not so in thse so-called “subway stations” of the SIR - you only are required to pay fare at the St. George station; any other station on the line is free to enter. There isn’t a station on the line that is “subterranean”. Granted, the majority of 7 train stations are elevated, but it still grinds down into the smelly bowels of Manhattan…

    Yes, the SIR borrowed a handful of subway cars from the NYC subway system - all of which had to be modified in order to run on its Federal Railroad Administration-regulated freight lines.

    And on the third point, the SIR only takes Metrocards in one of its stations. That’s not much to ballyhoo.

    I, sir, stand by my statement that the SIR is not a subway. It’s a wanna-be poser!!

    /local nonsense

  5. November 13th, 2009 at 16:46 | #5

    All I know is that I had to pay to get where I was going (the Jacques Marchais Museum), and nothing for the return trip, i.e. I had to pay to enter Staten Island, but nothing to leave it. There’s some symbolism there, but damned if I know what it is.

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