whatthefuckiswrongwithyoupeople?

They had me at fried shrimp.

All trailers should be like this. The commentary should just be a list of stuff you will see in the movie. In a barely-comprehensible accent.

“giant space ship”
“laser sword”
“lightning fingers”
“hairy copilot”

Oh! Oh! Star Wars!

OK, let me try:

“bald man”
“other man”
“wine glass”
“chair”
“restaurant”
“talking”

My dinner with Andre?

Also, my guess for Muteboy’s was Gone With The Wind

I was thinking Godfather.

Okay, here’s mine:

“Two cowboys”
“No, not gay”
“Robberies”
“Big Chase Scene”
“No Happy Ending”