whatthefuckiswrongwithyoupeople?

Blip.fm lets you choose and play and “tweet” songs. It cannot guarantee anyone cares. Technology is lagging.

muteboy Cramps, exposed seven inchers, The Cramps

a.k.a. dogs with glasses

koko Arf!, bark, meh, woof

SLYT all about those fickle things we refer to as women.

ralph abs, bottomed by a horse, good stink, old spice

A short piece on the seasonality of art theft, courtesy of the always-distracting Art Theft Central.

Captain Renault art, boo hoo, buglars, heists, it's always the last place you look, Mr. Boddy

Woman-child weeps inconsolably at such tear-jerkers as “Star Wars”.

Bonus link: Ninjas4Christ

koko awwwwwww, boo hoo, LOL, seriously?, WUT

Bacon Beer. Start and end your day right!

es el queso AWESOME, bacon, beer, COOL, good ideas, OMG, what I'm having for breakfast from now on

Shackleton’s whisky recovered from South Pole ice.

koko AWESOME, exposed whisky, good ideas, it's always the last place you look

A recitation of Palin’s respective responses to Rahm’s and Rush’s ‘retarded’ remarks. 

Captain Renault children as political props, CHUT UP, morons, Palin, retards, STFU, stupid vacuous twit

Heinz redeseinz the ketchup packet

Ketchup packets have always been a pet peeve of mine, so I’m rather pleased with the new look.

The Underpants Monster catsup, exposed french fries, food, ketchup, Science!

As has been posted elsewhere in sleepy news for the bored, I just moved to the city of Guelph, Ontario. Ergo, I have lots of reasons to Google info about Guelph, be it bus schedules or ways to avoid Rocket88.

Be careful, grasshopper.

To access the Google, I use the Firefox. So in FFox I started typing in the letters G…U…E… and I got this (NSFW, please, for the sake of the children in Haiti, do not click this link):

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

I had no idea that people were guessing muffs. I do not care to guess muffs. I think muffs are just dandy, thank-you-very-much, whatever one “has”…, well that is just 100% okay. Want to keep this info to yourself? Totally fine with me. Do not muff-inform me, I do not need to know. Just…well, please…stop this.

ralph exposed vaginas

The NYPL Map Rectifier is a tool for digitally aligning (”rectifying”) historical maps from the NYPL’s collections to match today’s precise maps.

sugarmilktea cartography, COOL, good ideas, maps, Noo Yawk

Once, when ruminating on the future, and presumably his own mortality, Edgar Degas was said to observe to his fellow painter Georges Rouault, “What I fear most is not dust but the hand of man.”  Degas’s prescience was uncanny. For now, some 93 years after his death in 1917, a controversy is swirling among Degas experts the world over about 74 “recently discovered” plaster casts of his sculptures that were purportedly made during his lifetime, and the bronzes that have been produced from them.  

Degas never made bronzes — that was all done by his heirs after his death — having only ever displayed one figure in wax during his lifetime, and keeping the rest for his own amusement.  Now, a second generation of ‘Degas bronzes’ is out, and everyone is upset, especially the owners of the first generation ones.  (Nevermind that he never made any in the first place…)

Captain Renault art, Degas, forgery, greed, money, not this shit again, ontology

Weirdest fetish yet. Animal spunk smearing.

kitfisto animal, baby Gravy, Cramps, Jizm, moron, Owl, Peaches Geldof, People Paste, Spunk, Where Does He Get It?

The list of noms is out.  Some obvious winners, some less obvious nominees, a shitload of what-the-fuck and kill-me-now.  But Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin should be fun.  So, whatever.

Captain Renault *yawn*, movies, oscars, total crap

Stolen from popbitch, whatever.  You love it.

Captain Renault AWESOME, chips, Cramps, gratuitous fat jokes, morons, WUT

Heeeere’s yer problem — somebody’s set this talking sex robot to ‘nag’.

Captain Renault bad ideas, Cramps, misogyny, Science!, sex robots, STFU, thump-thump-thump-thump

We’ve been wondering what the fuck is wrong with us for a whole year! In honor of the occasion, I’ve stolen an FPP from MonkeyFilter. Enjoy.

koko AWESOME, bad ideas, Cramps, exposed Higgins, happi birfdae, morons, Peaches Geldof, WTF

A handy guide on how to become an Urban Woodsman, or merely able to identify them by type.   (And no, none of these hipsters have ever been to Tillsonburg or Sudbury, nor dare to.)

With both Timmy’s and poutine in NYC — it was just a matter of time.  We are Canadian.  Please wait to be assimilated.  Resistance would be impolite.  Pour le service en francais, appuyez sur le ‘2′.

Captain Renault bad ideas, beards, faux-hoser, hipsters, morons, Shower of shits, STFU, Stompin' Tom

As illustrated, not to scale.

Captain Renault definitely not canon, exposed blaster rifles, kitfisto was a suck jedi, misogyny, star wars, stormtroopers

Thank God someone knew mouth-to-snout.

Captain Renault airports, Aww, good ideas, puppies, who's a good boy?, Yay!