whatthefuckiswrongwithyoupeople?

Chef uses wife’s breast milk to make cheese.  And then he eats it. But doesn’t sell it in his restaurant because that’d be ‘weird’.

[Update:  dude shut down by the DOH.]

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The A to Z of Awesomeness.

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As illustrated, not to scale. (Link to PDF behind linked page.)

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Full issues of the Weekly World News, back to December 1981, available at Google Books!

(Also, yeah, issues of Popular Mechanics and Popular Science back to the 20’s, if you’re into that sort of thing.)

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Another in a series of good, one-page tumblr sites.

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A slideshow of a bunch of happy people getting marriage licences.

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How to make crystal meth.

Fight for dayson end!

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I’m a teabagger!. Oh yeah, and Obama’s A COMMUNIST! Really.

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‘Topless’ snowlady in New Jersey is covered up after getting frosty looks.

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Woman charged with killing husband is domestic violence lobbyist

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trololololololololololo.com.

Ride the meme.

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This Too Shall Pass

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Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I was attacked by a m-a-a-ad emu…

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Little boy directs air traffic at JFK

Awwwww.

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Here is your (slightly cumbersome) jetpack.

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Albert Exergian’s Minimalistic Posters for Television Shows have a kind of Saul Bass thing goin’ on.

The Underpants Monster art, poster, Sam Waterston, teevee

These finches go to eleven.

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Butch Bakery in NYC makes “macho” cupcakes. For “men”.

As mentioned in The Hater.

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Roger Ebert to speak again, thanks to a robotic reconstruction of his own voice.  Says Ebert, “I am greatly cheered.”

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Watch it with a straight face; I dare you.

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