Confessions of a prairie bitch.

July 29th, 2010

Impossible Celebrity Couples #5

July 28th, 2010

Worth1000’s latest fascinating gallery of photomashupped celebrity couples from different eras.

Miley Cyrus & Albert Einstein? Check.
Claudia Schiffer and Peter Sellers? Check.
Johnny Depp and Ingrid Bergman? Oh, my, check.

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Alien spitballs

July 28th, 2010

Man hit by six meteorites is being ‘targeted by aliens’

“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.”

Thank you for making sense.

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A new Caravaggio?

July 27th, 2010

I say no.  Keep looking.

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As if Haiti didn’t have enough problems…

July 26th, 2010

Wyclef Jean wants to be President of Haiti.

(Not saying he’s not a nice guy, not saying he doesn’t love his country, not saying he’s not talented or inspiring — just saying he’s dangerously unqualified.)

Though he would make the best state of the union type speeches EVAR.  Unless there were Presidents Adam Yauch or Chuck D or something.  (Iggy being beyond the limits of mere statehood, of course.)

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Map of the world’s rivers.

July 26th, 2010

UK Equalities Minister says women should ‘aspire’ to the Miss Holloway look.

July 26th, 2010

Apparently, the minister was voted ‘Parliament’s most attractive MP’, which gives her the authority to say how other women ’should’ look, even though she totally looks like a dude.

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It Was Never Like This In Brideshead Revisited

July 22nd, 2010

Welcome to the wonderful English countryside. Behold the ancient seat of King Henry VIII. And what’s that in the moat, I wonder…

Mable, look away!

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The donkey screamed and children cried

July 21st, 2010

I Write Like

July 16th, 2010

Enter a block of text to find out which famous writer your pedestrian writing style is derivative of.

koko

Gee, I wonder why…

July 15th, 2010

The art of Frances Bean Cobain.

July 13th, 2010

Good news for Kit?

July 13th, 2010

Woehr Multiparker 730.

July 12th, 2010

Will it tell me to jump to hyperspace?

July 10th, 2010

“Which box do I check for ‘make sexy time’?”

July 9th, 2010

Awkward Family Pet Portraits

July 9th, 2010

Yes, it should probably go with the other ‘awkward portraits’, but I cunt be bothered.

Awkward Family Pet Portraits

kitfisto

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

July 8th, 2010

The Cyber-Cyrano

July 8th, 2010

Oh, Party Gorilla!

July 8th, 2010

How we love you!

(Also, this is our post no. 1,001.)

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