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Nellie Oleson writes her memoirs.

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Worth1000’s latest fascinating gallery of photomashupped celebrity couples from different eras.

Miley Cyrus & Albert Einstein? Check.
Claudia Schiffer and Peter Sellers? Check.
Johnny Depp and Ingrid Bergman? Oh, my, check.

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Man hit by six meteorites is being ‘targeted by aliens’

“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.”

Thank you for making sense.

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I say no.  Keep looking.

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Wyclef Jean wants to be President of Haiti.

(Not saying he’s not a nice guy, not saying he doesn’t love his country, not saying he’s not talented or inspiring — just saying he’s dangerously unqualified.)

Though he would make the best state of the union type speeches EVAR.  Unless there were Presidents Adam Yauch or Chuck D or something.  (Iggy being beyond the limits of mere statehood, of course.)

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As illustrated, not to scale.  Story here.

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Apparently, the minister was voted ‘Parliament’s most attractive MP’, which gives her the authority to say how other women ’should’ look, even though she totally looks like a dude.

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Welcome to the wonderful English countryside. Behold the ancient seat of King Henry VIII. And what’s that in the moat, I wonder…

Mable, look away!

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Those crazy Russians. What’ll they think up next?

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Enter a block of text to find out which famous writer your pedestrian writing style is derivative of.

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Fifth horse dies at Calgary Stampede; cause unknown.

Possibly because it is a STAMPEDE????!!!!

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As illustrated, not to scale.

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Grafting ape testicles onto old men was the rage in 1920. Some 300 patients of the Russian doctor Serge Voronoff underwent this costly surgery, looking for “rejuvenation.”

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A little vid or flash movie about how a new parking garage in Budapest works.  

Your driveway sucks.

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Some company is putting out Star Wars voices for the GPS. The recording studio clips of Yoda and Vader are more amusing than the product, though.

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The U.S. Army wants to know — what do you do if you encounter a gay in the shower?

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Yes, it should probably go with the other ‘awkward portraits’, but I cunt be bothered.

Awkward Family Pet Portraits

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Diddling can be deadly!!!

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The world of internet dating can be fraught. But, for a fee, a ghost writer will rewrite your online profile with the promise of making you more attractive to others.

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How we love you!

(Also, this is our post no. 1,001.)

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